Government Crew and Cast

-A Satire

Assuming the Indian government as a big film with a huge cast and crew, whom would we select as what? Not mentioning names, i would rather mention communities and put them at the helm of the various ministries for a far better job. It is not about pinpointing to certain communities that are good at some things and the others are bad, but the diaspora of Indians and the various communities, culture and languages, does have its own share of a strong set of community skills that are excellant in some areas than others. It is like a cook who is normally good at cooking everything and yet there are some dishes he may just slump. We shall in good dose of humour see who fits what? Barring the Prime Minister and the President.

The finance ministry should be handled by none other than a Gujarati Vania (bania). The industry and commerce ministries should be handled by a Mawari and a Parsee (not necessarily in that order). The agriculture sector should be looked after by a Punjabi. Science and technology, should go into the kitty of a South Indian. Education should be handled by a Bengali and sports by a North -Eastern Indian. Tourism should be handled by a Kashmiri and Patel community as the ambassadors or International relations. Entertainment by a Bombayite and tribals for the cottage industries.

The departments are many and hence the entire film cast can be scheduled. The rest i leave it to your imagination and decide who is best for the remaining crews. However there is one department i would seriously and safely keep it in the hands of a foreign citizen and NEVER ever let an Indian touch it would be none other than the 'population control'.